BREAKING NEWS FROM ATHENS

Despite the rumblings and predictions of many, a thorough atmospheric review confirms that the sky has not fallen in Athens. Indeed, in a cruel twist of fate, it is another impressive and beautiful day as if the Lord created it for the Aubies to gloat in. At least I will not have to drive 6 hours in the rain one day after being Aromashodu'ed. Gesundheit. Good day Dawgs.