Monday, April 09, 2012

Indelible Sports Memories

INDELIBLE SPORTS MEMORIES



On January 16, 1972, the Super Bowl was about to kickoff. They played the games earlier in the day back then. I was five years old. My grandfather came over to our house to watch with my dad. I had never paid much attention to pro football but I was already a born and bred lifelong Dawg. My grandfather asked me who I was rooting for. I had to ask which teams were playing. When informed that it was the Dallas Cowboys and the Miami Dolphins I asked him who he was rooting for and he said the Cowboys. Naturally, I pulled for the Cowboys too and when they won 24-3 I became a diehard Cowboys fan for the next couple of decades. That was my first indelible memory of a pro football game.



Later in the summer of 1972, during the Olympics, my parents made a point of calling me (and my brother) into the den to see Mark Spitz swim for his record-setting 7th gold medal. A record that stood until 2008 when Michael Phelps won 8 in Beijing. I will never forget the mustachioed swimmer in the stars and stripes speedo dominating the pool. That was my first indelible memory of the Olympic games.


I mention these two events to explain what I mean by indelible memories... particularly of momentous sporting events. On Sunday, Bubba Watson treated me, my parents, my wife, and most importantly my kids and nephew to one of these indelible memory events when he hunkered down again and again to win the Masters Championship in dramatic fashion.


For the first time in a long, long time I had a clear rooting interest from day one, who went the distance to earn the green jacket. Bubba Watson is a Damn Good Dawg and his wife Angie is also a Damn Good Dawg. There was never any doubt about whom Dawgnation was pulling for in this tournament. And Bubba played solid on all four days, made some amazing shots, showed nerves of steel and refused to lose on this Easter Sunday.

The beautiful thing for me was that for the first time in their lives, my daughter Annie (11), son Hampton (9) and nephew Hollis (10) sat down and paid attention to a professional golf tournament. When I told them that Bubba was a Georgia Bulldog, Annie asked if he played football at Georgia. We laughed and explained that he had played golf at UGA and reminded her that her Great-grandfather's brother, Howell Hollis, had coached the UGA golf team for 25 years (winning 13 SEC Championships). From that moment on, these three kids were glued to the TV cheering for Bubba with us. On more than one occasion, the chant "Bubba... Bubba... Bubba" was resounding throughout the house.

When Bubba's tee shot on the second playoff hole went well into the pine trees, my dad broke into his worst bluegrass voice and started singing "In the pines, in the pines, where the sun never shines...".(To be fair, my dad probably sounded better than Bill Monroe)

I quickly became annoyed because he insisted on singing every damn verse while I was trying to hear what the commentators had to say about Bubba's chances to get out of those tall Georgia pines, 160 yards from the pin. Meanwhile, the kids thought it was hilarious and joined him on the chorus. Perhaps my nerves were a little thin after living and dying with every shot Bubba made on Sunday. But finally, when they stopped singing and Bubba lined up his best Bubba-golf deep woods high hook save shot and delivered an improbable miraculous shot onto the green ten feet from the cup, it was my turn to sing... "On the green... on the green... where the ball is sitting clean..."



A few moments later when Bubba sank the winning putt and the tears began to flow, we jumped around celebrating, high-fiving and chanting "Bubba...Bubba...Bubba." Watching the emotion bubble out of Bubba as he hugged his caddy, his mother, his friends and knowing he was thinking about Angie, his new son Caleb, and his recently departed Vietnam War hero father were sufficient reasons to bring a tear to the eye of any Damn Good Dawg. But it was my immediate recognition that Bubba Watson had just created my childrens' first indelible golf memory on this gorgeous Easter Sunday that had me all choked up and all I could get out of my throat was a weak "that was special."

The kids resumed the singing of "In the Pines" and that is, unfortunately, a song that will get stuck in your head. Don't believe me? Watch the video above. So my dad's singing that annoyed me so much a few minutes earlier ended up becoming an indispensable part of this indelible memory as well.

Sharing this special, sweet, Bubba Watson Masters victory with my parents, wife and children was a blessing. That it will be an indelible memory for us all, particularly my kids, is extraordinary. For that reason, Bubba Watson, you are my favorite Masters Champion of all time! Bubba made all of Dawgnation proud. Without a doubt, none prouder than his wife Angie, at home with baby Caleb, the newest DGD.

Go Dawgs! GATA!


Monday, January 09, 2012

Game of the Eon Redux (AKA BCS National Championship Game)

I am looking forward to the second go around of LSU and Alabama in the second game of the Eon. I will be sad that football season will be over for too many months, but at least we have this one tonight to hold us over until our Spring Games.

EDIT: Replace LSU with Alabama and Jefferson with McCarron and the following will make more sense. 

I believe LSU will win tonight 24-14. Here are my reasons:

LSU has 8 men on the defensive line and no matter how much Bama batters them with their great howitzer-like  running game, LSU can keep sending up fresh bodies from the Repple Depple. Where Bama has been able to wear down every other team with the O-line and big backs, they did not and cannot wear down this LSU bunch. So, unless A.J. McCarron can complete some big passes and avoid interceptions, Bama will again find it difficult to score enough to win. And when they do throw, the have to contend with a defensive secondary that is more talented than their own and that means there won't be much room to squeeze the ball into the receivers and one critical interception can be the difference in this game.

On the other side of the ball, it is almost the identical story in which LSU will try to pound and grind with their four-headed 1000 pound running back and throw only when necessary to keep the defense honest and to take a few cracks down the field when they see a favorable matchup. However, a defense as good as Bama's doesn't offer many favorable matchups. The difference is that unlike McCarron, Jordan Jefferson can hurt you with his feet. And not just by kicking you in the head. That one added threat of the QB running intentionally or when in trouble will make the difference between the two offenses. That will be worth one touchdown's difference in scoring offense. (Not necessarily because Jefferson will score a TD, per se, but he will keep plays/drives alive.)

The other difference in scoring will be set up by special teams. LSU has the edge in special teams, which made all the difference in the first match up. I expect another big play from LSU's special teams to either core or set up short field to account for a score at some point.

Lastly, while I am not certain what the constitution of the crowd will be, I expect it will lean towards 60% LSU people. Like the Saints do not lose in the Superdome, neither do the LSU Tigers.

Sit back, open a beer or six, and enjoy the final game of a fantastic college football season.

EDIT: I absolutely whiffed on this one because I did not expect McCarron to be so Joe Montana-like in his accuracy and so Steve Young-like in his escapability. He truly made the difference by keeping drives going and keeping the LSU defense on the field the whole game. The Bama receivers also were huge in making every catch despite very tight coverage in most instances. The entire Bama team played error-free football except for a few inconsequential place-kicking miscues.

On the other side, the LSU defense played as well as could be expected for a unit that was on the field the entire night. To say that Jordan Jefferson crapped his pants would be an understatement. He missed open receivers, he failed to recognize when to run and when to throw it away and he looked like Chris Leake on the option... which is not a compliment. Much of the LSU offensive woes are a credit to the greatness of the Bama defense, but when there were opportunities, Jefferson was there to shut them down. His performance can best be described as Reggie Ball-esque.

Congrats to Alabama for playing a near perfect game against a tremendous LSU team that had previously looked unstoppable.

How long is it until September?

Sunday, December 04, 2011

Too Many Ifs Going In, But it Was Fun for a Half

We knew all of these ifs going in:

- If we could run the ball at least a little bit...
- If we could keep Mathieu from killing us on punt returns...
- If we could avoid turnovers...
- If Murray is extremely accurate...
- if, if, if...

We knew we had to play a perfect game. We knew there was no room for error. We knew all these things and we went into the Dome with hope. Our team delivered from the opening kickoff. The offense moved the ball and scored 10 when it should have been 17 or 21. Our defense allowed only 8 yards of total offense in the first half and zero first downs. We thoroughly dominated the best team in the country for most of the first half. But we did not account for Tyran Mathieu on the one punt and our boat got a gaping hole in the side and began to sink. It sank slowly at first, but then it went to the bottom with astounding speed. Speaking of astounding speed... LSU players move at warp speed.

So we lost to the best team in the world. Time to learn from it, regroup and go win our bowl game to complete an 11-3 season.

I am impressed beyond description with the LSU team. I am proud of the Georgia team and I look forward to an even better season in 2012.

Go DAWGS! GATA!








Friday, December 02, 2011

Hunker Down, One More Time

I will be brief. On paper, we lose the SECCG to LSU. The games are not played on paper.

Leaving now for the 6 hour drive to Atlanta. See y'all at the Dome.

Go DAWGS! GATA!

Sunday, November 27, 2011

Whip Tech, Slide in the Polls - Yes... They Suck That Bad!

So we beat Georgia Tech easily and drop a spot or two in the BCS Poll?! Maybe we should drop the Nerds from our schedule to prevent this from happening in the future. They suck so bad they pull you down even when you trounce them. Hmmm...

Anyway, Tech is done and we will think about them again around Thanksgiving 2012. For now, our focus shifts to LSU and the most prized piece of hardware in College Football - the SEC Championship. The BCS can kiss my ass. Herbstreit and May can kiss my ass. Spurrier can kiss my ass. Polls don't matter nor do the pundits. All that matters is going out next Saturday and winning our third SEC Crown under Coach Mark Richt. By the way, Coach Richt now has seven 10 win seasons in eleven years at Georgia. HE KNOWS WHAT THE HELL HE IS DOING!

To get everyone in the mood for LSU here are a few early limericks (keep them coming guys)

Gadget Dawg

There once was a coach name of Les, his antics were so hard to guess, while his team kicked some ass, he at up some grass, and his players turned grass to a mess!

There once was a badger of honey, who went to the bayou for money, he smoked some fake grass, they suspended his ass, whatchu think makes his hair look so funny?

There was a tall lad name of Jord, and on friday he got kind of bored, he got in a drunken brawl, they wouldn't let him play ball, til they needed a QB to score.

Mr Shepard he did love to tweet, 'bout the teams that L$U plans to beat, but the text he did type, Dawgs prove to be hype , and some cold crow he'll soon have to eat!

Rex Robinson


What is a Bulldawg to do, when faced with a great LSU? Corndogs will be eaten and we may yet be beaten, but it will NOT be BAYOU!

Rex even submitted a Haiku:

Mad Hatter is here...losing is in his future...he will be pissed off!

Me

Russell Shepard is boldly Tweetin', none of that ish is worth repeatin', with one catch per game, he sounds pretty lame, soon he'll meet Shawn Williams for de-cleatin'

There will be more added, so check back daily.

Go DAWGS, beat the Corn Dogs. GATA!




Saturday, November 26, 2011

Let The Big Dawg Eat!

The Dawgs take prehistoric Grant Field to win their tenth consecutive game this season and to secure the 10th victory in eleven tries over the Nerds during the Richt era. It will be embattled Coach Mark Richt testing wits with the Great Paul Johnson. The same Paul Johnson that Senator Blutarsky reminds us was able to lose to the two worst Georgia teams fielded under Richt. Of course, Georgia is headed to the SEC Championship Game next week while Tech will wait by the phone for the Emerald Nuts Bowl to call. But if you think these Dawgs are overlooking the North Avenue Trade School, you will be mistaken. Hating Tech is bred in the bone of all Bulldogs and our players will be ready to squish the bugs again like always.

 In honor of Clean, Old-Fashioned Hate Week I have penned a few limericks that I posted on Twitter. I am now posting them here for my non-Twitter friends to see. Some are good, some are a little wanting, but they're free so what the hell...

There once was a nerd named Looper, he went to Tech - how super, call it divinity, he lost his virginity, to a handsome fellow stormtrooper.

There was a young Techie in a daze, his vision was blurred by a haze, it happened again, number 9 out of 10, the Dawgs won it as always.

The Techie said not to fear, as his frown went ear to ear, woefully he quipped, our ass just got whipped, maybe we will win it next year.

Pardon if I am remiss, for failing to hammer on this, all they can win, is 1 out of 10, and their uniform is the color of piss.

Joe was a Techie for life, but his days were full of strife, since dressed as ObiWan, he went to Dragon Con, n made a real Wookie his wife.

Here comes Wrambling Wreck - a'hoy, Marching Yellow Jackets - oh joy, we love game day, no we're not gay, OhmyGod Look - it's Flag Boy!!!

Techie went hunting by the water, he was equipped for the slaughter, saw a naked dame, asked if she was game, she said "yes" so he shot her.

At Tech it's always in style, and sure to make the nerds smile, to get with the boys, crank up the noise, and have a sweet tickle pile.

Tech plays football-who knew, and wins over Georgia are few, but year after year, they whine and they jeer, soon we'll be the boss of you.

At Tech it's every boy's wish, to become part of a niche, rule the whole school, and be super cool, like Mohamed, Clayton and Jugdish.

Oh the Tech Man does cry, no matter how hard he'll try, he still can't get laid, without her getting paid, and the title in '90 was a tie!

Paul Johnson's a douche for sure, his ass-hattery is without cure, a one trick pony, we'll prove he's a phony, another loss he will soon endure.


There once was a Techie from Nantucket, whose teams always did suck it, he said with chagrin, as he took it on the chin, we'll never beat Georgia - aww fuck it!

There once was a coach called CPJ, his fans whined and cried about UGA, he said with disgrace, punch'em in the face, then lost to 'em again the next day!

There once was a QB named Ball, he lost to the Dawgs every fall, with a failing SAT score, he couldn't count to 4, he clocked the last down - great call!

The nerd fan base was ecstatic, cheers for the Jackets were emphatic, Humanitarian Bowl at 10:00 am, despite losing to Georgia again, Hey 7-6 it's totally Chantastic!

There once was a girl at Tech, she wasn't very cute. That is all.

You'll work for us someday, that's what the Tech men say, when year after year after year, the Jackets give them little to cheer, since they are owned by U-G-A!

The Jackets band was so cute, when it sneaked behind the Redcoats to toot, then came Glory Glory, and the scared nerds did scurry, crapping their mustard pants en route!  This was a request from Jen_eration_X based on this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9NpHJwpetk&feature=related

There once was a trade school in the hood, had a football team that wasn't good, excuse making aplenty, not even Top 20, if you aren't laughing at Tech - you should.

A Tech Man needs no introduction, great are his skills of deduction, if two teams were in yellows, he'd recognize his fellows, by their unmistakable suction.

Tech once had a coach named John Heisman, his name is known by every fan, the trophy that bears his name, no Jacket player can claim, though two each Georgia and Navy can.  

Tech nerds have a race on a tricycle, it is cute to watch the dorks giggle, they laugh and they play, chase the girls away, then they make a big pile and tickle. Another request from Jen_eration_X based on this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0YspBAUg2c

There once was a Techie who couldn't steer, Crushed the Ramblin' Wreck from front to rear, it was not insured, Dawgs laughter long endured, But that boy's a hell of an engineer.

No Chan no Reggie no Little Joe, No Goose no Calvin no Randy Rhino, a new breed of nerds, to hate like lizards, as we win number 10 in a row.

UPDATE: Rex Robinson kicked in (pun intended) with a few limericks that were brilliant:

There once was a coach at THE JOKE, who seldom thought when he spoke. He constantly cried about fish seldom fried, but never acknowledged he choked.

One of Tech's biggest regrets, was letting Reggie say DOWN! SET! With one down to go, which he didn't know, he decided to "hedge" his last bet!


In the first half with time running out, the game still somewhat in doubt, Blair had a miss but hey, what is this? Fryer Schmuck called a timeout? (Obviously this was done after the game)

And Gadget Dawg offered these beauties:

There was a man on the flats, whose brain was too big for his hats, he thought it was smart, to insult folks from Walmart, but oops!, it was run by a Gnat!

There once was a coach, oh so smug, with an annoying smirk on his mug, his team cannot pass, he looks like an ass, and he sat in the hole his mouth dug!



So here we are... 2 hours from kickoff. Grantham's Dawgs will be ready to stuff the triple option early and often. Look for Aaron Murray to have a big first half and our running backs to have a big second half as we grind Tech into the turf.

Go Dawgs, GATA!!!



   
































Thursday, November 24, 2011

Happy Thanksgiving Dawgs

I have been too busy with family fun to blog this week. But I want to take a moment and express how thankful I am for the blessings God has bestowed on me, my family and friends. I am thankful for our men and women in uniform for providing us the blanket of freedom under which have the opportunity to prosper.

I am thankful for my amazing wife, my wonderful kids and my awesome family and friends.I am thankful for Coach Mark Richt and the Georgia Bulldogs. Thank you for contributing to this unforgettable year.

Go DAWGS! GATA!