A NEW BREED OF MULLET: The Tim TeMullet
Only in Gainesville!

If this Tim TeMullet doesn't say P-A-R-T-Y in the back, then nothing ever will. Note Tebow's #15 colored onto the cheek. I am not sure if the tattoo on the arm is to honor Tebow with the nickname "t-bone" but it may as well. I would have capitalized the T and B, but that is just me.

Sadly, this photo does not go low enough to confirm jean shorts, but circumstantial evidence would weigh heavily in favor of that denim not reaching this Gator's calves.

Sometimes you just have to step back and be awed.