Friday, September 12, 2008

Placekicker with Tattoo = Badass

Ok, so I'm watching South Florida play Kansas and the USF kicker comes out for a field goal try. He weighs 175 dripping wet, sack and all. I think his name is Bananarama. He has the musculature of a chemistry professor. But, he has this barbed-wire type tattoo on his right bicep that boldly states, "I am a bad mutherfucker from Lake Wales, Florida - sucka." Are you kidding me? If I was his coach he would have to either wear an arm band to obscure the tattoo or prove his badassery in the octagon. I bet he rides a Vespa with his skull and cross bones bandanna and a leather jacket that says, "If you can read this, my bitch fell off." Nevertheless, Bananarama made a 45 yarder to win the game. Good on ya, mate.

1 comment:

Bop said...

Just woke my wife up laughing at this post. Classic.