Kiss My Ass - Steve Spurrier. I have decided to lead off this and all future seasons of KMA, KMA, KYA with Steve Spurrier.
Kick My Ass - Jarvis Jones.
That Jarvis Jones is an exceptionally talented football player is no surprise. But the way in which he elevated his game from mere mortal to superhuman last Saturday night is all the evidence I need to be fully assured that Jarvis would not even break a sweat if he wanted to KICK MY ASS.
Kick Your Ass - Paul Finebaum. There is an old joke that goes like this: "Is that your head or did your neck blow a bubble?" Now look at this photo:
"Hey Finebaum, that beautiful creature on your left is known as a female of the human species. Do not be afraid, while they are difficult to understand, they are generally wonderful companions.Try it if you ever have a chance." If you don't know, and you would be easily excused for not knowing, this clown has a Birmingham based, Bama-centric sports radio show that is now broadcast nationally by Sirius/XM so the entire country can discover what a bunch of morons sound like on live radio. His show is the sports radio equivalent of TV's "Toddlers and Tiaras" or "Honey Boo Boo." In other words, you get dumber every time you listen to it. Obviously, this no-talent Bama homer couldn't beat his way out of a wet paper sack, so it would be embarrassing to kick his ass. But, he has been talking shit and denigrating Coach Mark Richt steadily for the past 5 or 6 seasons. To be sure, he is a Saban sycophant, but he never misses a chance to belittle Mark Richt and his accomplishments. I suppose he is unaware that Richt has a respectable record of 3-3 against his personal idol. Pawwwwllll, because you are such a smarmy little worm, it would actually be a lot of fun to KICK YOUR ASS.