ARE YOU A PLAYER WHO NEEDS TO GET ELEVATED?

The incomparable Andrew Rothschild sent me a link this morning that is certain to help you waste up to 30 minutes of productivity. Have you ever wanted a fresh Pimpalicious nickname but are way too whitebread to create an authentic pimp name for yourself. Well, fret no more, the good people at Player Appreciate have solved your problem by creating a pimp name generator.

My favorites for myself are Fadeproof H. Fresh, Deacon Dr. Hamp Flow, Mack Master H. Love, and Silicon Sick Hamp Dazzle.

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