Here is an excerpt:
No. 8 of Gump for Heisman's 10 Things To Look Forward To This College Football Season...
8) Your girlfriend/wife questioning your sanity
Somewhere between the broken remote control and you shouting repeated obscenities at a 37”-inch Samsung LCD TV, it’s bound to happen.
‘You’re crazy.’
She’s right. You are fucking crazy. You’re bat-shit. And you know it. Then again, it’s the fall. 90,000 other people in hundreds of American cities go bat-shit every Saturday.
She just doesn’t understand. She’s a woman. And women are irrational. Women are so irrational they don’t understand why you spend 15% of your salary on season tickets and love your starting quarterback and hate your starting quarterback and love your starting quarterback and let the actions of 19 year-old strangers dictate your mood for one-fourth of the Caesarian calendar.
They just don't get it. Crazy bitches.
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Nice. Lol! Not all of my species fall into that category ;-)
That is why we love you!
But, here as a case in point...
My buddy told me he was watching a game on ESPN Classic that was from 1993. His wife asked him if football season had already started. He told her that it had not but he was watching a rerun of an epic game from 1993. Her response...
"1993? That's crazy."
My wonderful wife accepts the lunacy of college football fanaticism and rolls with it. That's why I love her. Or at least one of the top reasons.
This is hilarious. So glad you linked it. I did the same thing last night laughing soooo hard.
Makes me think of a deal my wife and I have...If I ever get alzheimer's (sp) down the road, my wife is gonna put a Georgia beating Florida game on for me EVERY DAY. I'll be a happy happy person day in and day out.
Bop,
That would be a much better alternative to antidepressants! Great idea.
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