Jody's Vandy Write-Up

Be sure to check out Jody's Vandy Write-Up. As usual, Jody does the heavy lifting so we don't have to. Yes, I know, I always say that. It's tradition.

A Nine Pound Hammer or a Woman Like You

One of my favorite contemporary musicians is Ray LaMontagne who sings a song called "Jolene" - as does The Zac Brown Band. I don't know who wrote and first recorded this version of the song, but it is different than Dolly's version. In the song, he sings... (at the 2:48 mark)

A man needs something he can hold on to
A nine pound hammer or a woman like you
Either one of them things will do



At this point in the season, sitting at 3-3 and with the specter of more losses looming as a real possibility, I think these lines from the song are applicable for Dawg fans. So, I thought I would write about the only thing left for us to hold on to regarding noble goals for this season. Understand, that the scenario below is absolute best-case scenario and highly improbable, but as Ray sings... we need something to hold on to - at least for the next two weeks.

How can UGA still win the SEC? Stop laughing, remember... this is an exercise in holding on to some shred of hope despite all of the evidence to suggest that all hope is lost. For the Dawgs to win the East, the following things must happen:

UGA wins all remaining SEC games: Vandy, Florida, Auburn and Kentucky.
Florida loses to UGA and South Carolina
Tennessee loses to Alabama
South Carolina loses to Tennessee

There's your nine pound hammer, Dawg fans. Your on your own finding a woman like Jolene.

Mumme Poll Ballot

My Mumme Poll Ballot for Week 6...

Top 5

• Alabama
• Florida
• Texas
• Virginia Tech
• Southern Cal

Next 7

• Miami
• Ohio State
• Oregon
• LSU
• Boise State
• Cincinnati
• Iowa

Notes: These are in no particular order although I would say that the three unbeatens in my Top 5 are ahead of USC and Va. Tech. Duh. I have South Florida and Kansas knocking on the door. Stanford helped me by losing. Had they won, either LSU or Ohio State would have failed to make the Next 7. Speaking of LSU, I didn't drop them out of the Top 12 because they held Florida to 13 points. Their defense will keep them in every game. If their offense ever gets going... look out. Nevertheless, I think they hold the most tenuous slot in my Top 12 going into Week 7.

Where did I err?

The 2007 Game in Knoxville Called...

F A I L !

Deja Vu.

Footie Picker Weekend of 10/10

Our pursuit of excellence continues. Note that it is merely a pursuit. We have not attained the excellence. Last week was 6-7 and for the year am 28-38. So here comes another crapload of shitty pics:

Thursday

Nebraska 1 MISSOURI

Saturday

VIRGINIA TECH 13 Boston College
VIRGINIA 6.5 Indiana
Alabama 6.5 OLE MISS
Houston 3 MISS STATE
Georgia 1 TENNESSEE
FLORIDA STATE 3 Georgia Tech
OHIO STATE 14.5 Wisconsin
SOUTH CAROLINA 11.5 Kentucky
Auburn 2.5 ARKANSAS
Florida 9 LSU
IOWA 7.5 Michigan
Vanderbilt 12 ARMY

HDD Prediction and Predilection: Tennessee Edition

I don't know nothing about nothing. AJ Green and Rennie Curran. Dawgs will win it 24 -23.

Pulpwood Smith on Tennessee

Pulpwood Smith weighs in on the Bullshit call from LSU and shares his wisdom on the Tennessee game. As usual NSFW.

PULPWOOD SMITH

JODY'S TENNESSEE WRITE-UP

Check out Jody's Tennessee Write-Up. As usual, Jody does the heavy lifting so we don't have to. Thanks Jody!

AJ Green: He's Been There Before

There is an old saying about touchdown reactions that I have heard attributed to both Bear Bryant and Joe Paterno. I don't know who deserves the credit, but the saying is, "Act like you have been there before." If you want to teach kids how to "Act like you have been there before"... I submit this video as the perfect training tool.



Never mind that biased, unprofessional SEC referees utterly devoid of any personal integrity determined that AJ Green's actions were unsportsmanlike and illustrative of a player intentionally drawing attention to himself. If leaping three feet off the ground to snatch a touchdown on the sideline while exercising tremendous body control to ensure that you land with a foot in bounds is intentionally drawing attention to yourself, then AJ Green clearly violated the rule and has been doing so for his entire career.

Hey chief SEC Officials asshole, Rogers Redding, Georgia Tech man, here is your "teachable moment" you unethical scumbag.

I Don't Want to Talk About It... But I Will

Heartbreaker in a cliffhanger Saturday. Dawgs hung in there despite having no running game and took the lead twice in the fourth quarter only to have it ripped away by a convergence of unfortunate events beginning with the worst game-changing call against Georgia since the Jasper Sanks non-fumble at Ga. Tech.


Watch this video closely and tell me when the infraction occurred.

I will rant about the "celebration penalty" briefly before moving to other observations. Believe it or not, the chief asshole in charge of SEC officials, Rogers Redding, a Tech grad, says that his official "probably should have let this go." Probably? Probably? If there was any latitude at all for an official to call that an excessive celebration, then no team should kick off from the 30 for the rest of this season. Remember, they singled out AJ Green (#8 for those of you in Kazakstan) saying he drew attention to himself. The flag was thrown pretty quickly after the TD so it had been thrown before this video ended. And Redding says they probably should have let it go. Let what go? What they need to let go is their continued punishment of Mark Richt's team for the 2007 Celebration in the end zone in Jacksonville. Maybe now that SEC officials have clearly thrown a hugely important game for Georgia these officials can conclude that we have been punished enough. Somehow I doubt that will be the case, however. To say that I question the integrity and professionalism of SEC officials is a vast understatement. I haven't the slightest confidence that SEC officials have a scintilla of integrity. My friend's brother is an SEC official and last year he told my friend that the Celebration stunt really pissed SEC officials because they felt that Richt put them in a bad spot by letting that happen. If you think the those two events are not related, watch the video again. Still not convinced? You are a fool.

This rule is utter horseshit because it cannot be evenly applied under any circumstances. It was created to put an end to the antics invented by Deion Sanders and Michael Irvin in the late 80's. Sanders would taunt the opponents as he returned punts or interceptions for TDs. Irvin would perform ridiculous celebrations after the most mundane catches. Perhaps something needed to be done to prevent such egregious behavior. But now, we have seen the rule applied too many times after end zone celebrations late in the game in the heat of the moment. This rule screwed Washington a few years ago when Jake Locker exuberantly jumped up and shot the football high into the air. Now it has been applied to AJ Green after a TD at a time when no one has yet to find anything unsportsmanlike in his behavior. That blown call probably took the game away from us, but LSU may have scored anyway. We will never know. It is a garbage rule that should be tossed into the dustbin of history. We will always have unsportsmanlike conduct to punish egregious behavior. What we saw from AJ Green on Saturday was cleary not worthy of punishment.

After the call, the kickoff execution was pathetic and that essentially sealed our fate. Kevin Butler explained on Sunday morning that the safest call at that point would have been to kick it out of bounds past the 40 yard line so that LSU would have to take over on their 40 and not our 37. That would have put our defense in a much better position. God I hope we have learned a lesson from that.

I have heard people complain about Willie and the defense. Huh? Our defense kept us alive and in my opinion, did enough for us to win the game. It was the ineptitude of our offense for the entire first half that really killed us.

Our running game was deplorable and that cost us this game. Poor blocking and poor running (with the exception of Ealey). Mix in some poor play-calling and that sunk our offense. Joe Cox was not great but he had no help from our running game until Washaun Ealey entered the game. His first carry, which came in the 3rd quarter, for 8 yards, doubled our rushing output at that point in the game. How could that be? Can't blame Cox for this game. He hit enough passes for us to win. Had we been able to run the ball at all, his passing numbers would have surely been better.

AJ Green continues to amaze. There are no words!

Rennie Curran continues to amaze. Their are no words!

Drew Butler continues to amaze... ok, ok, he is a punter. But wow, he is booting howitzers. I actually spoke with Kevin Butler at the Hotel Indigo Saturday morning and told him that I hoped Drew would have a good game. He replied that hopefully he wouldn't have but a couple of chances. Good point. Obviously he had too many chances, but he averaged 49 yards on 7 punts. He has averaged 49.8 yards on 23 punts for the season.

Our front four on defense played their best game of the season. Led by Justin Houston's 6 tackle/2 sack performance and Jeff Owens' 7 tackle outing, our defensive tackles and ends accounted for 26 tackles. Without conducting the research, I am going to say that has to be the best performance for this group in the past two seasons and the 6 sacks and many many QB hurries hopefully indicate that this part of our game has turned the corner.

I really can't give out too much more praise. I was happy to see Shaun Chapas get his first TD of the season. That was a great call by Bobo.

I will leave all of the bitter criticism to others. I am disappointed but not devastated. This team has potential to get things rolling but it will require a running game and maybe Washaun is ready to pick up the torch. My brother informed me that he and his compadres at the game have officially dubbed Washaun as NewShon or NewShaun. I like it. Unless someone else came up with this earlier, I will give him credit. Anyway... NewShaun will need our O-line to live up to their pre-season expectations if our running game is going to develop quickly enough to salvage the season.

A win in Knoxville will be some great medicine and if LSU somehow beats Florida, we will recognize that we were within one unconscionably horrendous call from beating a bona fide Top 3 team. Hang in there Dawg fans and support these players and coaches.

GO DAWGS! GATA!

Mumme Poll Ballot

I am a plank holder of The Mumme Poll having participated last year and being among the 30 survivors to make it to the end of the season.

Here is my ballot for this weeks trial run:

• Top Five
  
• Alabama
• Florida
• Texas
• Virginia Tech
• LSU

• Next Seven
  
• Miami
• Boise State
• Cincinnati
• Southern Cal
• Iowa
• Oregon
• Stanford

After the first three teams in my top five I had to just pick two from among several close contenders. I had trouble selecting the 12th team and ended up rewarding Stanford for four convincing wins against decent teams. I also considered Auburn, South Florida, Ohio State and Wisconsin. The winner of Ohio State and Wisconsin will probably crack my Top 12 next week. I looked at but was not convinced by the schedule strength of Notre Dame, Missouri and Kansas. I may have shown too much love for the Pac 10, but Oregon has solved their issues since the opening loss to Boise State and I have a lot of respect for the job Jim Harbaugh is doing at Stanford.

One thing is for certain... though we have played five games now, there still isn't enough information to legitimately draw distinctions between so many teams among the nation's best 20 or 25. Ranking them in any particular order at this point is just silly. I know that LSU's offense may look like it should disqualify them from the top 5, but they are undefeated with 3 SEC wins and a win on the road at Washington. Their defense is fast, fast, fast and will keep them in most if not all of their games. If they beat Florida, they belong, if they don't, they will slip. More proof that rankings after 5 weeks is still a fool's challenge.


So what do you think? Am I just as confused as the Coaches Poll voters

HDD Prediction and Predilection: LSU Edition

LIKE LOOKING IN THE MIRROR

As has been reported frequently this week, the Dawgs have won the last three against LSU by an average margin of 21 points. Well kids, that ain't going to happen this Saturday. Actually, no one knows what will happen. No one! But, I think we are in for yet another cliffhanger with our cardiac kids.

The Dawgs will have intermittent success running the ball and intermittent success throwing the ball. LSU will have intermittent success running the ball and intermittent success throwing the ball. The key will be frequency with which we put both together at the same time and how frequently we can prevent them from having success running and passing on the same possession. What I am saying is that I don't thing a one-dimensional attack will be good enough for either of these offenses to score on either of these defenses. It is going to require a sound mix of running and passing to keep the opposing defense off balance. We have yet have a game in which we did both well. LSU has yet to have a game in which they did both well. I get the sense that both teams are having strikingly similar offensive issues except for one thing... turnovers. We are -9 and they are +7. If this trend holds, we lose. Plain and simple. But, this is a positive thinking blog and I am hoping this is the week we stop being so generous and actually score a few take-aways of our own.

For the Dawgs to move the ball successfully and consistently, we will need better blocking up and from our FB on running plays. Our receivers have been blocking lights-out... let's hope the big boys follow suit this week. In the passing game, if Joe Cox has time, he will find open receivers and I am certain he will have to spread it around as AJ will attract an inordinate amount of attention from their best cover man, Patrick Peterson and maybe a little help from all-world Chad Jones. Again, the key is to give Cox time. If he has to hurry his throws, we will have problems because I do not think the separation between our receivers and their defenders will be as dramatic as we have seen in our previous games.

One thing I want to point out and stress is that their defense (like ours) is comprised of fast aggressive players which always raises the possibility for over-pursuit issues. Last year, a lot of Moreno's running success came from his patience and making timely cutbacks leaving the over-pursuing defenders in poor position to make the play. Our defense suffers the same problems at times. I hope that we can exploit their speed and aggressiveness with misdirection, reverses, counters, etc. Caleb King may be able to make some hay here with vision and a timely cut or two.

This goes without saying, but I am saying it anyway... we must protect the football. Turnovers, you can go away now! We need to convert all of our scoring opportunities. When we lost to LSU in Baton Rouge in 2003, we failed to turn many first half opportunities into points and we lost a close one. Blair Walsh is kicking great and we will need him Saturday, but I am hoping our red zone success in getting touchdowns continues because we will need the points!

Our defense can keep us in this game even if our offense struggles but it will start and end with the front four. Our tackles need to make themselves a home in the LSU backfield and then Houston and C. Washington and Dobbs can clean up from the end position. These front four guys need to be disruptive and not allow LSU to get in a rhythm. They also need to keep offensive linemen off of our LBs so Curran, Gamble and crew can make plays at the line of scrimmage. If had to declare one player the keystone for our entire defensive scheme, it is Justin Houston. If he has another big game, our entire defense will look good.

Special teams... last week we covered well on kick returns and this week we get our biggest challenge yet in trying to hem up sprinter Trindon Holliday. I am sure we will see some shots at the end zone and some directional kicks. The key will be in covering fast and not missing tackles. I don't expect anything extraordinary from our kick and punt return teams, I just pray that we hold onto the ball. If Walsh and Butler continue their fine work, they could be the difference in this game.

Ok... gotta hit the road in a few minutes for the 315 mile drive up from Amelia. Will be at Hotel Indigo tonight. If you are there, look me up and I'll buy you a beer.

Dawgs 31 - LSU 27.

Footie Picker Weekend of 10/3

Footie Picker for Week 5.

Last week was 6-7 and now 22-31 on the season. Time to get right-side up.

Clemson 13.5 MARYLAND
Michigan 2 MICHIGAN STATE
UNC 14 Virginia
Alabama 17 KENTUCKY
GEORGIA 3 Lsu
Florida State 4.5 BOSTON COLLEGE
Penn State 7 ILLINOIS
Ole Miss 9 VANDY
Georgia Tech 5 MISS STATE
Arkansas 1 TEXAS A&M
TENNESSEE 2 Auburn
Oklahoma 7 MIAMI
Southern Cal 5 CALIFORNIA

What's Going On?

As the great Marvin Gaye sang, "What's Going On?" This is an appropriate question to ask about our Dawgs as we anticipate Saturday's game against #4 LSU Between the Hedges. (You should be listening to Marvin while reading this... trust me, this is one great recording.)

This team is loaded with talent and has been all over the place in their on-field performance. No one can honestly predict what will happen from one week to the next. We could beat LSU by 21 or lose by 21 or go to overtime. Who knows? One thing is for sure, if we are going to come together for a complete game, this is the weekend to put it all together. For that to happen, here are the signs that I am seeing that give me hope...

Defensive Front Four

The best UGA defenses in the Richt era all had one thing in common... two pillars at tackle who can push anyone backwards and at least one fast-motor physical defensive end. Juding from his performance against ASU, Justin Houston is hitting his stride now at end. He is getting off blocks, playing fast and disrupting both pass plays and running plays. There is a symbiotic relationship between great end play and great tackle play. When an ends is disruptive and requires more attention, then our tackles have more chances to make plays. Did you notice the uptick in Atkins and Owens play with both making plays behind the line of scrimmage? Conversely, when the tackles are getting a great vertical push, it makes it easier for the ends to make plays. The other piece of the puzzle is that when the tackles and at least one end are commanding so much attention... the linebackers can make plays at or behind the line of scrimmage as well. It all breaks down if we are missing great tackle play or great end play. It takes both and both multiply the effectiveness of the other when they are disrupting things in the opponents backfield. Most of the pressure we got on the ASU QB was from 3 or 4 man rushes. That was huge in shutting down their passing game. (That and Sullivan having little accuracy.)

For this team to take a bold step into the spotlight this Saturday, we need intense disruptive penetration by Geno, Jeff and Kade coupled with fast, tackle-shedding consistent play by Justin and good solid fundamentals from the other end. If that happens, then our LBs can step up to make more plays and the pressure on our DBs and Safeties will be mitigated by pressuring their young QB. The key to controlling their running attack is for the front four to neutralize the 5 offensive lineman and allow our LBs to make tackles at the line of scrimmage. We must make sure tackles. The ASU got loose a few times and Scott ran all over us last year. Our LBs have to swarm and wrap up.

Growth and Experience of Young DBs

Brandon Boykin and Branden Smith have been on the field a lot and they have shown flashes of brilliance and their play is starting to smooth out as they have gotten more comfortable with the schemes and the speed of the game. Now, Bacari Rambo and Sanders Commings are getting some quality reps and they have both shown skills that seemingly surpass their predecessors. The more these young, talented players show their stuff, the more confident I become in their being ready to contribute right now.

Receiving Corps

Obviously AJ Green is the most talented offensive player in the SEC, but his supporting staff is shaping up nicely as well. Orson Charles has proven that he can create a mismatch when covered by a LB. Likewise, Aron White is another mismatch at tight end who has made a few big plays. Tavarres King and now Rantavious Wooten have begun contributing and offer serious jets to provide a deep threat at any time. Michael Moore is a steady solid possession receiver who will fearlessly go across the middle of the field. We haven't seen anything yet from Marlon Brown, but I believe he will make some plays in the near future. Lost in the shuffle has been Israel Troupe. With this many talented kids to throw the ball to, defenses cannot succeed by simply focusing on shutting down AJ - which has proven impossible thus far anyway. There may be more speed among this group than any group we have ever had. Big big things are possible if Joe can keep getting them the ball.

Walsh and Butler

This is a fantastic duo and they are only sophomores. These guys are already a strength on this team, imagine if they continue to progress.

For now... those are the areas on this team that have emerged or are emerging to give me optimism that this team can take a big step up and make this a special season for the Dawgs. What do you think?

Jody's LSU Write-Up

Check out Jody's LSU Write-Up. As always, Jody does the heavy lifting so we don't have to. Thanks Jody!

Pulpwood Smith on LSU

You asked for it, you got it. Pulpwood Smith coming atchall

Coonasses

As usual, NSFW.

Finally Saw the UGA-ASU Replay

Here's the deal... I was in Annapolis having a great time last weekend and did not see the first 2.5 quarters of the Dawgs game. I did make it to a sports bar in time for the barrage of turnovers and the dramatic AJ Green show. But, by that point I was operating on about 30 draft beers and was in no position to opine about the Dawgs performance.



Old guy doing a beer bong. It's been a while but I got it down in under 2 seconds.

Today I saw the CSS replay and have a handful of observations.

1. While the defense got gashed a bit by their big back, the yards were generally meaningless and the defense showed a ton of backbone on the UGA side of the fifty - particularly in the 4th quarter.

2. AJ Green... again. He showed unbelievable intensity. And, for the record, he absolutely got his right toes down for a touchdown that was denied. I think the refs just were unable to believe any athlete could make that play. But he did.

3. Joe Cox and rain do not mix. Pray for dry weather this Saturday. Still, Joe made enough throws to get the win. His second interception would have been a long AJ Green touchdown if thrown well.

4. Our running game was weak and it started with the blocking. Caleb needs more carries. Searles needs to get bust some balls this week.

5. Baccari Rambo looked great and needs lots more playing time.

6. Justin Houston is coming on. I thought he would need a couple of games to get up to speed, but he was everywhere and playing angry last Saturday. In fact, the front four got an excellent upfield push and created sufficient disruption to keep the ASU QB out of synch all night.

7. Walsh... keep up the great work young man!

8. Fullbacks need to make bigger blocks on LBs. That will help the running game.

9. Speaking of LBs... the ASU freshman Burfict was a true phenom. He just missed a pick six that could have been a back-breaker for us.

10. Turnovers... please make them go away!

P.S. A special thanks to AllyUgaDawg for tweeting me about 100 updates on the Dawgs game while I partied in the rain outside of Navy-Marine Corps Stadium!

HDD Prediction and Predilection: ASU Edition

This will be brief because I have a plane to catch...

Georgia's offense will come back down to earth, but will still have a good day with a nice run/pass balance. King and Samuel will share the load as the Dawgs try to dictate the tempo of the game early and establish some long scoring drives. Cox will be efficient and Green, Moore and company will have another good night.

Georgia's defense will show that it is not as porous as earlier indication would have us believe. The Dawgs will limit ASU's ground game to under 150 yards and will find a way to finally pressure the passer to disrupt the aerial siege that we have been under from the past couple of weeks. The biggest improvements will begin with the DTs getting a deep vertical push right from the snap and forcing the QB out of the pocket and into the lane of either Justin Houston or Cornelius Washington. Willie will try to get this done with a four man rush but will need to bring an LB on occasion to ensure that he QB can't get too comfortable. Look for our defense to continue to be good on third and long situations. But, getting teams into 3rd and long will be the main task. This is the week that our defense closes the learning gap and gives the fans some reasons to cheer.

Dawgs 34 - ASU 20.

GO NAVY!

In about 3 hours, I will be on my way to Annapolis, MD to attend a reunion with some of my best friends on the planet. Alas, I will miss being in Athens for the ASU game, but Ally has agreed to keep me updated via regular tweets. Thanks Ally!

Navy plays Western Kentucky, so I am hoping that we get an easy win and just enjoythe hell out of our tailgate.

I will try to post my UGA-ASU prediction and predilection shortly.

One tidbit...

Best line I have read about Lane Kiffin's strategy in the Florida game... He coached like a French General. I wish I knew who to credit for that but I can't recall where I saw it.

ESPN Bumper Music

I have been wanting to spill this rant for a couple of weeks. As you know, ESPN contracted Kenny Chesney to write a "theme" song for their college football shows this season and Kenny came up with the lame "This is Our Moment" or whatever the hell it is called. That 800 lb cheeseball of a song would be better suited to American Idol or High School Musical, but that is not the point I wish to make. Evidently, ESPN wanted to replace the Big and Rich song "Coming to Your Citaaaaaaaaay" this season and they relied on Chesney to deliver something that wouldn't be worse. Epic Fail! But,the point I want to get to is that all of these fans in the blogs and blog comments have pissed and moaned about the ESPN music for at least the past two years. Then, last week ESPN breaks out some Dave Matthews Band and we get more bitching and whining about how sucky the music is. The same thing happens every year during the College World Series and the one song that ESPN plays over and over for that tournament. Ok... here is my point... who gives a shit? There is not one single song by any single artist that won't have half of these folks bitching about it. So why try, ESPN? Why not just play your own compositions that are distinct to ESPN/ABC football like CBS does? Seems like a simple thing to me. Think of all the bandwidth it would save. Carry on.