Man Smokes Crack, Walks Naked into Swamp, Meets 12 Foot Alligator...only in Florida!
The story is here. There is a lesson here somewhere, but I can't quite put my finger on it.
The man, pictured below, was reportedly not Rip Taylor despite the mustache to the contrary.
The alligator, pictured below, paid the ultimate price. But, seriously, what is an alligator supposed to do when a crackhead nakedly enters a swamp at 4:00 am? Can I get some shoes and a belt at least?